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Start date 19 Aug 2024

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Stan

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What is the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits the windscreen of your car?

Its bum.

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artie

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If it aint broke dont fix it

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#757

Yorkieguy said:
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I thought "these rissoles really are the dogs do dahs sir enjoy"

RobinBHM

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#758

It is said all publicity is good publicity

Doug B

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2 Oct 2024

#759

Phil Pascoe

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#760

HEARD ON THE TERRACES

Arsenal : directed at executive boxes " Oi! Starmer! Ref's as blind as a bat! 'Ave a word wiv 'is Lordship!"

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