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Yorkieguy said:
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I thought "these rissoles really are the dogs do dahs sir enjoy"

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It is said all publicity is good publicity

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HEARD ON THE TERRACES

Arsenal : directed at executive boxes " Oi! Starmer! Ref's as blind as a bat! 'Ave a word wiv 'is Lordship!"

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