Joke Thread 5

[JSW]

Like it! It reminds me of the old days, when I was even more if an a$$hole than I am now

^^ Hit the like button if you agree

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Steve Thomas]

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Brillant, can't wait to try it!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

 

[treeturner123]

Is this a joke or Satire?!
From today's Times.

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Doug B]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

Like it! It reminds me of the old days, when I was even more if an a$$hole than I am now, and would roll up photocopies if banknotes and shove them into brown tinted beer bottles.

Methinks your 'i' & 'o' be mixed up, John!

 

[stuart little]

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Love the 'Orange Bush Cat'!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Stan]

Why does "Divorcee Barbie" cost so much more than all the other themed Barbie dolls?

Because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's....

 

[Phil Pascoe]

*****JUST IN***** High Court lifts Keir Starmer super injunction. No 10 has confirmed his father WAS a toolmaker.

 

[John Brown]

Methinks your 'i' & 'o' be mixed up, John!

Thanks Stu. If I had you to proofread my posts, that sort of slip wouldn't happen.

 

[Doug B]

 

[flying haggis]