Joke Thread 5

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[paulrbarnard]

But I read a lot about woodworking, how come the ladies aren't throwing themselves at me?!







Yeah, I know. It's a rhetorical question

You’re probably too busy reading about woodwork to notice.

 

[RobinBHM]

What’s bordering on stupidity?

A = Mexico and Canada

 

[RobinBHM]

 

[Amateur]

Two sheep chatting.
"Have you noticed that the Ewe and Ram at shed number two have a gay offspring?"
"Yes I heard that, but I think he's just a little mixedtup."

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jaco]

A Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small .22 cal Beretta Pistol.

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

Here's her story in her own words: "While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.
It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta .22 calibre pistol with me, I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!