Joke Thread 5

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Start date 19 Aug 2024

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paulrbarnard

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Tris said:
But I read a lot about woodworking, how come the ladies aren't throwing themselves at me?!

Yeah, I know. It's a rhetorical question

You’re probably too busy reading about woodwork to notice.

RobinBHM

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What’s bordering on stupidity?

A = Mexico and Canada

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