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Blackswanwood
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Cabinetman
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And on the lightbulb front, after the initial question, a member immediately posts a succinct exact easy way to do it, which is then filched and repeated several times as if the original poster hadn’t existed.
Jester129
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And Jacob replied that the filchers were actually borrowing from the poster, asking if anyone wanted to discuss the matter further!
Peterm1000
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Very good...
But I am sure there would also be a debate about whether bayonet was actually the norm as most light fittings are now made for E27 bulbs. Plus of course, a discussion of the merits of B22 and E27
Cover bulb with multiple layers of Papier-mâché
When dry hit it off something to break the bulb inside.
Instant maracca.
Mum an dad are going up to bed as they pass little Tommy's room they hear him saying his prayers after he has done he says good night mum good night dad goodbye grandma .
On the morning the telephone rings it's dad's sister saying grandma has died in the night.
A few days later they hear him praying again after prayers he says good night mum good night dad goodby uncle Bill.
In the morning the telephone rings it's mum sister saying bill has died in his sleep.
A few days later
mum and dad hear little tommy praying again and listen carefully after he says goodnight mum goodbye dad .
Dad panics,, does not sleep a wink but in the morning he is still alive so breathes a sigh of relief goes downstairs opens the front door to find the milkman dead on the step...
On the morning the telephone rings it's dad's sister saying grandma has died in the night.
A few days later they hear him praying again after prayers he says good night mum good night dad goodby uncle Bill.
In the morning the telephone rings it's mum sister saying bill has died in his sleep.
A few days later
mum and dad hear little tommy praying again and listen carefully after he says goodnight mum goodbye dad .
Dad panics,, does not sleep a wink but in the morning he is still alive so breathes a sigh of relief goes downstairs opens the front door to find the milkman dead on the step...
Doug B
Shy Tot
Very good...
But I am sure there would also be a debate about whether bayonet was actually the norm as most light fittings are now made for E27 bulbs. Plus of course, a discussion of the merits of B22 and E27
The debate would also be about replacing the terms "bayonet" and "screw". The first is too militaristic, and as for the second, well....
Peterm1000
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The first rule of the secret forum is you don't talk about the secret forum.
Cozzer
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"All right, matey?"
"No, not really...but thanks for asking..."
"Why? What's up?"
"Just feeling a bit crook, actually....think I might have got a touch of alice...."
"Alice? Never 'eard of it! What's that, then?"
"Not sure how to describe it, except that Christopher Robin went down with it as well..."
Ayethangqueue...
"No, not really...but thanks for asking..."
"Why? What's up?"
"Just feeling a bit crook, actually....think I might have got a touch of alice...."
"Alice? Never 'eard of it! What's that, then?"
"Not sure how to describe it, except that Christopher Robin went down with it as well..."
Ayethangqueue...
Heard a couple yesterday that made me chuckle....
Never use Beef Stew as a password......... it's not Stroganoff
I went to a zoo the other day, such a rip off it only had one animal in it and that was a dog. It was a shitzu.
G
Never use Beef Stew as a password......... it's not Stroganoff
I went to a zoo the other day, such a rip off it only had one animal in it and that was a dog. It was a shitzu.
G
Blackswanwood
Still Learning
Doug B
Shy Tot
And one to point out that the "lamp" naming convention had already been addressed by the industry proffessional, if you had been paying attention.
Doug B
Shy Tot
RobinBHM
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I was in the park at the weekend wondering why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets.......and then it hit me.
RobinBHM
Established Member
A man went into a bookshop and said:
"Im looking for a book, the title is: 'how to handle rejection without killing'.......do you have a copy?"
"Im looking for a book, the title is: 'how to handle rejection without killing'.......do you have a copy?"
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