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I'm sure we've all been there at some time!

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The saloon door creaked open, and much to the surprise of the drinking cowboys there, Roy Rogers staggered to the bar.
"Bartender", he sobbed, "Whisky. Leave the bottle..."
The bar keep looked stunned.
"But...but...Roy...you don't drink! You're a god-fearing, best-natured cowpoke who everybody loves..."
"Nope", choked Roy..."Not today".
The bar fell silent as they witnessed their hero sobbing and blubbing into his drink.
"Woe...woe..is me!" wailed Roy.
"Roy! Whatever's the matter? Can we help? This isn't like you!"
"Nobody can help me", cried Roy..."Nobody...."
It all got very emotional, and a few of the drinkers were seen to be dabbing their own eyes, such fans of the famous cowboy they were.
Roy finally pulled himself together to start recounting his grief...
"Trigger's gone. Had to put him out of his misery. My best ever friend, gone by my own hand..."
"Oh Roy!" cried the crowd, as if one."Not Trigger! Oh no, not Trigger!"
"Yup. Had rustlers during the night, and they managed to wound him, so I had to do the kindest deed!" wailed Roy.
"Lost all my cattle too! Every last head, gone"
"Oh no, Roy!" cried the crowd, many of them now as upset as Roy himself.
"Yup...and they got my dawg too! Killed it stone dead. My favourite, obedient dog!" sobbed Roy.
"Oh, not the dog too!" cried the crowd, now to a man in floods of tears.
"And that's not all," wailed Roy..."As I was out trying to find the bandits trail, the injuns came to the ranch...raped and killed the wife and kids and then set fire to the house..."
"OH GOD, NO! NO!! NOT THE WIFE, KIDS AND HOUSE TOO!" Never before had so many tears been shed in any saloon.
"I'm a broken man with no future!", wailed Roy."There's nothing left of me!"
Roy finished his bottle, and staggered towards the saloon door, leaving behind 20-odd hardened trail cowboys, all devastated for their most renowned cowboy hero. Most of them hadn't shed tears like this since the day their mothers had died...and most of them not even then.
As Roy reached the door, a voice behind shouted
"Hey! Roy! Sing us a song before you go!"
 
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