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Man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, the barman says "What's beer?"I rarely watch films - who is Luke Skywalker?
Latin.
Civile si ergo
forte osses in ero
gnosses mari
thebe trux
vatis inem causan dux.
Perfect pronunciation, nonsensical words.
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Thanks for pointing that out. I don’t have time to read 118 pages of jokes ( I wish I did) before I post. So I quess the easy solution is not to post.That one was done a few pages ago.
Don't do that - it's worth repeating and the old 'uns are the best anyway.
A golfer and his wife were together with another golfer chum and his wife. The two guys were talking about golf as always, the wives were taking about other matters. One golfer remarked to his chum that 'he'd derive greater pleasure from getting a hole in one that from having fantastic orgasmic sex with his wife'. His wife, in overhearing the remark said 'the odds of either happening were about the same'.
See.
I heard that in the school playground back in 1953 when I was 14 and I still think it's funny.
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Bit like warching Mock the week on DaveThat one was done a few pages ago.
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