Joke Thread 5

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Morag Jones]

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not this?

 

[Cordy]

A Texas HillBilly found out that his parents have just voted Trump for President.



He said he's going to stop visiting their graves.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

 

[Amateur]

When its a good idea to keep your thoughts to yourself.

Went to Jewsons yesterday.
Two fat travellers at the counter buying a pick axe head, handle and two rakes.
I enquired if they were setting up a burial business.
I've never run out of a place as fast in my life.