Joke Thread 5

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Amateur]

The best selling singer in the world.

Best?

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

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I'm not telling this Pratt again to stay off of my screen! Oh, and his unshaven mate - who ever HE is.

 

[stuart little]

Useful for making marking gauges.

I gave up on them, they keep following the grain, just like Canadian bears! I 'has' got a Veritas 'wheelie' marking thingy.

 

[stuart little]

I have got a couple of tins of gramophone needles if you would like them

WHY?

 

[stuart little]

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TWO pair of pliers!

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Amateur]

As there seem to be a high percentage of inmates being returned to prison that have just been released early could you notify the other forum members here still under lock and key which prison you have been sent.
Can I remind you all its not a good idea to sexually assault any female officers that offer you a lift to the train station on your first hours of freedom, that has been reported in the press this morning.
The coded message in the "For Sale" section looking for a digital safe and explosives expert is still open.

 

[Stan]

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For those of you looking for a way to remember how to spell it:

"Dash in a right royal hurry or else accident".

 

[niall Y]

Maybe it should be spelt "Dire Rear"

 

[Amateur]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]