Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Cordy]

Starmer "I demand a re-count"

Sunack "You must be bleedin' joking"

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

I thought it was common knowledge, that one would be insane to swim in the river in Paris?
On second thoughts, they were Belgian!

 

[artie]

I thought it was common knowledge, that one would be insane to swim in the river in Paris?
On second thoughts, they were Belgian!

Definitely in Seine.

 

[Yorkieguy]

Mod edit- Content deleted.

This is the 2nd time you've posted this and this is the 2nd time it's been deleted. You really think it's appropriate?

 

[Cordy]

A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."

"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once!"

"Alright, here's some good news." said the secretary.

"You're not sterile..."

 

[dzj]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[RobinBHM]

This chat up line is guaranteed to have a 100% success rate:

“Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?”

 

[Doug B]

 

[niemeyjt]

I always look at Windsor Castle when I fly into Heathrow.

You would have thought with all their money they would have built it away from the Heathrow flight path.