Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Just4Fun]

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On the other hand, common sense is the only commodity in history with perfectly equitable distribution. Have you ever met anyone who thinks they need more of it than they already have?

 

[stuart little]

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Probably cleaner than the Wye!

 

[stuart little]

They're all with Cliff.

Nah, they've gone to the Quartermaster's Store!
(you need to be of a certain age to work out that one)

 

[stuart little]

Need to go back to the Quarter Masters Store, you will need to be of a certain age to get that.

That's where the Shadows have gone!

 

[Doug B]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[selectortone]

My wife asked me why I spoke so softly around the house

I said I was afraid Jeff Bezos was listening

She laughed
I laughed
Alexa laughed
Siri Laughed

 

[Amateur]

Probably cleaner than the Wye!

You do mean the Wye Eye in Newcastle then.?

 

[Doug B]

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Amateur]

 

[kinverkid]

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I was just about to post this one too. The original was a reference to lanes 3 and 4 but non-UK possibly wouldn't see the 1 and 2 joke.

 

[artie]

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[Phil Pascoe]

I was just about to post this one too. The original was a reference to lanes 3 and 4 but non-UK possibly wouldn't see the 1 and 2 joke.

What joke?

 

[paulrbarnard]

What joke?

Me too

 

[MikeJhn]

Can't see man over?

 

[Cordy]

Doctor; Due to new privacy regulations we are not allowed to use patients names in the waiting room.

Will the lady with an itchy ****** please follow me.....

 

[kinverkid]

Can't see man over?

Can't see my Nova

 

[MikeJhn]

Can't see my Nova

There's a Range Rover parked beside it.

 

[Fergie 307]

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Don't see any old batteries, best you do it again