Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[dzj]

Bit like some wines, doesn’t travel well.

Yeah, perhaps odd rather than humorous. A testament to their love of froccs, as they call it.
I've seen charts with even more names for the various ratios.
I think I'll print it out and make a poster for the kitchen.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Ozi]

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Not sure but so lucky it missed the visitors center

 

[stuart little]

Me this morning.

 

[stuart little]

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Because they're there!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Me this morning.

What's my cat doing on your bed?

 

[Cabinetman]

I must just say Phil your dog’s ears give it a Demonic look!

 

[ColinDeVelen]

 

[Phill05]

Narnia? My wife's nickname. She has the hair of a lion, the face of a witch and the body of a wardrobe.

So it was your dog and cat in bed with you not your wife, take a little more water with it mate

What's my cat doing on your bed?
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[Majimoto]

Thanks for bringing us back to real jokes.

 

[Junah]

So I've had a bus stop named after me in Croatia

 

[Cordy]

Had a text off my boss.

'Send me one of your funny jokes' it said

'I can't, I'm working' I said

He replied 'That was fantastic, send me another'

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

Blonde next to me at petrol station, why if this is a 2L car why is it taking 30L to fill up!!

 

[niall Y]

So I've had a bus top named after me in Croatia
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Reminds me of a friend who attended a Van Morrison concert, in Edinburgh with a younger female colleague. Before the concert started a man walked onto the stage and her colleague turned to her and asked in a loud voice - " Wheeze the wee, fat, baldy c*'t ? " To which my friend replied - " That's Van Morrison "

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I must just say Phil your dog’s ears give it a Demonic look!

She's the sweetest natured dog I've owned.

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Cordy]

Welsh people are often referred to by their name and the thing that they do.

Like Jones the Post.

Or Davies the Coal.

Or Edwards the Children.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Welsh people are often referred to by their name and the thing that they do.

Like Jones the Post.

Or Davies the Coal.

Or Edwards the Children.

Optimum timing. A certain H. Edwards is in court today...

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

Ah but still can be answered by my ex-wife.
Thanks @Robbo