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Phil Pascoe

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10 Aug 2024

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Phil Pascoe

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#4,102

paulrbarnard

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10 Aug 2024

#4,103

Phil Pascoe said:
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Yet they still got a dig in at gingers.

Doug B

Shy Tot

10 Aug 2024

#4,104

J

JSW

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10 Aug 2024

#4,105

paulrbarnard said:
Yet they still got a dig in at gingers.

At least it didn't say "May contain nuts"

I

Ian_B

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11 Aug 2024

#4,106

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Doug B

Shy Tot

11 Aug 2024

#4,107

Phil Pascoe

Established Member

11 Aug 2024

#4,108

stuart little

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11 Aug 2024

#4,109

Yorkieguy said:
I'm off!

No, not you, that geezer wiv de glasses, whom soever 'e be!

stuart little

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11 Aug 2024

#4,110

Doug B said:
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That one needs sending into "The Footage Detectives", Mike & Noel on TPTV!

stuart little

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11 Aug 2024

#4,111

Chubber said:
See https://www.google.com/search?q=how...ate=ive&vld=cid:bfde753a,vid:KjOvPZTURLI,st:0

Been there, done that, can't find the shirt.

stuart little

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11 Aug 2024

#4,112

Phil Pascoe said:
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Doug B

Shy Tot

11 Aug 2024

#4,113

paulrbarnard

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11 Aug 2024

#4,114

Doug B said:
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They have my tea service!!!

Vulcan

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11 Aug 2024

#4,115

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bushwhaker

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11 Aug 2024

#4,116

Phil Pascoe

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11 Aug 2024

#4,117

Excellent!

Phil Pascoe

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11 Aug 2024

#4,118

Vulcan said:
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Excellent!

Chubber

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UKW Supporter

11 Aug 2024

#4,119

stuart little said:
Been there, done that, can't find the shirt.

Sorry for the bad link, basically it says the Dutch pronunciation of Van Gogh is

FVAn (with a short, more guttural 'A') then hOOgh so that the g becomes an aspirate h sound, and the gh sounds like the end of 'though'.

J

Jaco

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12 Aug 2024

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