Joke thread

[John Brown]

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What are they doing?

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

What are they doing?

I'm wondering that.

 

[dzj]

 

[Droogs]

Prosenreisserbelohnungszeit

 

[dzj]

Ausgefliptspasmachermittresorkopfschmerz.

 

[Phill05]

AllyOpp'ssplat

 

[Droogs]

Gebetebeantwortetwerdenzeit

 

[selectortone]

Kaspermitfallendertresorgesplatterung

 

[AES]

The above 3 are just "silly", so I'm not joining in (and anyway, I'm not as clever as you lot at conjuring up bunkum Werman Gords)!

Gottverdeckel!

 

[dzj]

 

[dzj]

The above 3 are just "silly", so I'm not joining in (and anyway, I'm not as clever as you lot at conjuring up bunkum Werman Gords)!

Gottverdeckel!

Joking aside, turns out there is a German word for it!
“Pechvogel”, used to describe someone who is always plagued by bad luck.

 

[AES]

Joking aside, turns there is a German word for it!
“Pechvogel”, used to describe someone who is always plagued by bad luck.

Yup, more or less directly translates as "trouble bird". (Just in the unlikely event that anyone wants to know)!

 

[dzj]

 

[Sandyn]

 

[Robbo3]

Doctor Clarke always stopped at his local pub after work for a hazelnut daiquiri [a special drink the bartender created just for him].
One day, Dermot, the barman ran out of hazelnut flavour so he substituted hickory nuts instead.
Doctor Clarke took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, 'This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri. Dermot!'
'No, I'm sorry', replied Dermot, 'it's a hickory daiquiri, doc.'