Joke thread

[Doug B]

 

[MikeK]

And in the spirit of spoonerism - as in "lay of wife" and "pransome hince" - may I take this opportunity to wish you all a very Crappy Histmas.....


Cake tare.

I remember this routine from "Hee Haw" when I was a teenager.

 

[JSW]

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Cozzer]

I remember this routine from "Hee Haw" when I was a teenager.

Very good!
Never seen that before....
Must've taken a lot of rehearsal!

 

[stuart little]

Well, ok.
It rocked somebody's boat, but mine remained in a flat calm.

Same here!

 

[stuart little]

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[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[dzj]

 

[Cozzer]

December 26....
The day when the expression "as thick as a Boxing Day Richard" takes on a less-than-amusing aspect...

 

[Stan]

Remember: A puppy isn't just for Christmas Day.

There should be enough left over for Boxing Day too.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

Remember: A puppy isn't just for Christmas Day.

There should be enough left over for Boxing Day too.

A Chinese joke!!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Remember: A puppy isn't just for Christmas Day.

Reminds me of the car sticker I used to see - Remember, a dog is for Christmas, not just Friday nights.

 

[TRITON]

For those in the know, who'll spot it early.