A 45 year old guy has recently married a stunning younger woman, just 22 years old, and moved into a large house.
They have a gardener that comes in 3 times a week to keep the garden in order.
On his last visit before Christmas the young lady calls him to the door and says "I don't think there's much needs doing in the garden today, but please come in I've got something for you."
He goes in and she leads him to the kitchen,sits him at the breakfast bar and presents him with a large full English breakfast and a mug of tea, he's somewhat surprised but gets stuck in hungrily.
As he's nearly finished the young lady excuses herself from the room, 10 minutes later she reappears dressed only in the skimpiest of lingerie, he stares open mouthed, she takes him by the hand, leads him upstairs to the bedroom and they have the most amazing 2 hours of sex he's ever had.
Afterwards she slips on a robe and leads him down to the front door, she opens the door for him and as he's about to leave she says
"Oh, just a minute I nearly forgot" she reaches into the robe pocket takes out a £1 coin and hands it to him "this is for you Merry Christmas." she says.
He's dumbfounded and says " sorry but I've got to ask, most of my clients give me a few quid or a bottle of something at Christmas, but why this?"
Well it was my Husbands idea really" she replies "last night I asked him what we should give you for a Christmas gift, cash, bottle of Whisky or what? And he said F*@!" Him, give him a pound.............. but the breakfast was my idea!"
Nick