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I don't know why Belarus bothered investing in a fighter jet. If they provided a coach service from Minsk airport to the center of Riga that was cheaper than the one from Riga airport Ryanair would divert permanently.
 
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A builder I know went to a merchant's, and was told to go out into the yard and speak to Thrush. He said OK, I know who you mean, but why is called Thrush? Is it because he sings? No, came the reply, it's because he an irritating c***. :)
 
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