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WEMBLEY TICKETS
England v Scotland
Fri 18th June 2021
KO 20.00hrs
One of my mates has two tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Cannock Registry Office, at 2.30pm. The bride's name is Julie, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
England v Scotland
Fri 18th June 2021
KO 20.00hrs
One of my mates has two tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Cannock Registry Office, at 2.30pm. The bride's name is Julie, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
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Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Brilliant, but wait till the pc brigade see it....
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Apparently Harry Kane has visited Christian Eriksen in hospital.
“He’s just managing to string words together, so he’s making good progress”, said Eriksen
“He’s just managing to string words together, so he’s making good progress”, said Eriksen
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Did I already do my deja vu joke?
Yes. Twice.
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Iroko loco!
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