Joke Thread III

[Sachakins]

Stockholm Tar - you're going to have to explain that one Stuart!!

Oh, I thought he'd said Stockholm Tart!

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

 

[JimJay]

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But not as ridiculous as thinking that cream is going to shift it......

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Majimoto]

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I'm with Stuart on this one!

 

[AES]

I'm with Stuart on this one!

Yup, me three!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

..

 

[Jameshow]

Yup, me three!

Me 4!

 

[Majimoto]

..

Is that a Stuie, Phil?

 

[dzj]

The bartender is saying that she can not remember the round of drinks you had
last, as all her customers look the same to her (like anchovies from the animated Spongebob TV
show).

 

[thetyreman]

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that's the flintstones theme tune lol just thought I'd update if anyone was interested in playing it

 

[AES]

The bartender is saying that she can not remember the round of drinks you had
last, as all her customers look the same to her (like anchovies from the animated Spongebob TV
show).

Thanks for that - I think! What a "wonderful" joke!!!!!!!!!!! (not). Though I shouldn't poke fun I s'pose, I hardly ever contribute to the joke thread myself).

 

[dzj]

Thanks for that - I think! What a "wonderful" joke!!!!!!!!!!! (not). Though I shouldn't poke fun I s'pose, I hardly ever contribute to the joke thread myself).

The humour gets watered down if you have to explain a joke. ( It wasn't that funny to start with.)
I sometimes don't get a joke in this thread...I move on.
A bit of ignorance won't kill me.

 

[Majimoto]

The bartender is saying that she can not remember the round of drinks you had
last, as all her customers look the same to her (like anchovies from the animated Spongebob TV
show).

What's Spongebob?

 

[dzj]

 

[Amateur]

What's Spongebob?

it's a sea animal you pay a shilling for but it's not a fish.

 

[Amateur]

 

[Thingybob]

I'm with Stuart on this one!

She means she can't remember what every body that comes in the pub ordered before unlike the a good barmaid who remembers what you drink in your local the price of trendy bars