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kwigly said:
While I don't approve of personal attacks, I have to sympathize with Myfordman, as I find incessant "what's that mean" posts profoundly irritating......also non-joke comments in a joke forum..........oops

I used to be indecisive,
but now,
I'm not sure
Click to expand...
It's known as 'UK dry-humour' (humor) to those across the pond! That's my opinion, & I'm sticking to it! :dunno: :LOL:
 
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