Joke Thread 5

[Amateur]

Lancashire man goes into his house and asks the wife,
"Wheres the bin??
" Nowhere luv, bin here washin an ironin"
"No.
The bloody recycling bin"

A difficult dialect to understand, even for Lancashire folk.

 

[Stan]

A difficult dialect to understand, even for Lancashire folk.

When I was little, my nan, ( from Cheshire ), used to say to me what sounded like " aaiaye oooop choook".

It took me ages to work out what she meant.

Now if she had said "haweaaaiiy maannn" like any civilised Geordie, ( my dad's ethnicity ), I would have understood her perfectly.

 

[dzj]