Joke Thread III

[flying haggis]

theres low flying and.....

 

[Doug B]

 

[IZZY]

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You just have to hope that someone with a highly contagious complaint spreads it to everyone at work and they all go sick.

 

[treeturner123]

theres low flying and.....

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Unless the Russians are so short of ammo that they are chucking 'Halt' signs up in the air in the vain hope....!

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

If the wife askes for one of these.

Dont come home with one of these.

Make sure you listen very carefully.

 

[stuart little]

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Logical, captain!

 

[Sachakins]

If the wife askes for one of these.

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Dont come home with one of these.

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Make sure you listen very carefully.

I refused to waste money on a dry hair fryer, just lent SWMBO this one, even good as a travel frazzle hair dryer

 

[Doug B]

 

[Cordy]

My mate has a date with a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin.... but can't remember if he's taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday

 

[mwinfrance]

My mate has a date with a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin.... but can't remember if he's taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday

bet it's a rubbish date

 

[Jameshow]

My mate has a date with a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin.... but can't remember if he's taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday

I bet he gets stood up for putting the wrong bin out!

 

[selectortone]

bet it's a rubbish date

No, it'll be wheelie good.

 

[Sachakins]

Wonder if she's recycled, ( divorced )

 

[Fidget]

 

[Jameshow]

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Sam Ryder tbh!!

 

[dzj]

 

[Garden Shed Projects]

If you are just a racist you will be pleased with the shorter queues