Joke Thread III
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smugdruggler
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My mother actually said that to me whilst I was doing the self same thing!
It's a load of hot air (pun intended) the government loves a good important issue deflector
Cozzer
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A conversation "with" my wife an hour-or-so ago...she emerged from the kitchen to interrupt the TV football...
"Would you like a drink?"
"Please..."
"Tea or coffee...?"
"Coffee for me, please..."
A few seconds silence.
"You can have tea if you like..."
"No, coffee's fine, ta..."
"Would you prefer tea, though? I'm having tea..."
"OK, then...I'll have tea if you are..."
"You don't have to, just because I am! You'd prefer coffee, wouldn't you..."
"Yes..."
"Well, why didn't you say so!"
Jeez...what strange creatures women are.
"Would you like a drink?"
"Please..."
"Tea or coffee...?"
"Coffee for me, please..."
A few seconds silence.
"You can have tea if you like..."
"No, coffee's fine, ta..."
"Would you prefer tea, though? I'm having tea..."
"OK, then...I'll have tea if you are..."
"You don't have to, just because I am! You'd prefer coffee, wouldn't you..."
"Yes..."
"Well, why didn't you say so!"
Jeez...what strange creatures women are.
Kittyhawk
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Oh don't I identify with that..A conversation "with" my wife an hour-or-so ago...she emerged from the kitchen to interrupt the TV football...
"Would you like a drink?"
"Please..."
"Tea or coffee...?"
"Coffee for me, please..."
A few seconds silence.
"You can have tea if you like..."
"No, coffee's fine, ta..."
"Would you prefer tea, though? I'm having tea..."
"OK, then...I'll have tea if you are..."
"You don't have to, just because I am! You'd prefer coffee, wouldn't you..."
"Yes..."
"Well, why didn't you say so!"
Jeez...what strange creatures women are.
How those sorts of conversations go in our house:
Wife: Tea or coffee?
Me: Whatever-I don't mind.
Wife: That's typical. Why can you never make up your mind? It's a simple enough decision to make..
Me: Ok, coffee.
Wife: Really? In this heat? Don't you think tea would be better...?
Why do women ask in the first place?
Phil Pascoe
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What's a park run?
Blackswanwood
Still Learning
Remember this one in front of the judge.A conversation "with" my wife an hour-or-so ago...she emerged from the kitchen to interrupt the TV football...
"Would you like a drink?"
"Please..."
"Tea or coffee...?"
"Coffee for me, please..."
A few seconds silence.
"You can have tea if you like..."
"No, coffee's fine, ta..."
"Would you prefer tea, though? I'm having tea..."
"OK, then...I'll have tea if you are..."
"You don't have to, just because I am! You'd prefer coffee, wouldn't you..."
"Yes..."
"Well, why didn't you say so!"
Jeez...what strange creatures women are.
He forced me into buying the dress, and to get a divorce your honour.
You can't win.
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Ttrees
Iroko loco!
Aww FFS, I hear herself mutter today, between some clanging of pots
Wot did I do?, says I ...
Ya didn't do anything
So that must be why she's annoyed
Tis only few onion skins I'm thinking to meself, but I dare not ask!
Yojevol
Clocking on
Reminds me of this one:-
Woman in restaurant calls the wine waiter over having taken her first sip,
'Waiter, I think this wine is corked',
'I think you mean screwed madam'
Blackswanwood
Still Learning
flying haggis
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When you have answered that please tell me what is the meaning of life
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