In a very seductive voice a wife asks her husband "Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?"
"No" said her husband.
She gives him a sexy little smile, undoes the first three buttons of her blouse then slowly showing her cleavage takes off a lovely little £20 bra and throws it all crumpled up on the bed.
He takes the £20 bra and smiles approvingly.
She then asks "Have you ever seen £50 all crumpled up?"
"No" he said.
She gives him another sexy little smile, pulls up her skirt, peels off her lovely £50 silk stockings and panties and throws them all crumpled up on the bed.
He takes the £50 stockings and panties and begins to breathe a little faster.
"Now," she said " Have you ever seen £30,000 all crumpled up?"
"Never" he said becoming even more excited and enthusiastic trying hard to imagine what she would reveal next.
"Take a look in the garage" she replied.
