Should be one outside every Ikea
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Jameshow
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If you know your IKEA well, you know the shortcuts to the restaurant and the bargain section pronto!
Phil Pascoe
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The nearest Ikea to me is a 200 mile round trip, so I'm safe. 
Doug B
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Crikey, that’s a big IKEAThe nearest Ikea to me is a 200 mile round trip, so I'm safe.
stuart little
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I'm safe too, I don't even know where my nearest one is! Never ever been in one, not even in Sweden.The nearest Ikea to me is a 200 mile round trip, so I'm safe.
Thats it now Phil Ikea monitor woodworker sites so now they are looking for a site in or around NewquayThe nearest Ikea to me is a 200 mile round trip, so I'm safe.
Phil Pascoe
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Newquay is a dump - it's welcome to one.
Yorkieguy
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I have been to Newquay quick drive through bit too touristy for me but now we live down this way plan to visit most other places in CornwallNewquay is a dump - it's welcome to one.
Was there on various rugby tours. Some of the roughest trade in the West Country, even with the help of a dark night/sun behind. Like a sack full of rabbits... scary...
Being fair, I believe that they've cleaned up their act since then as the true residents were getting fed up with the hen/stag/rugby/whatever crowd and the grim state of the high Street.
Doug B
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Robbo3
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Junah
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Two Ronnies Circa 1976
Alex H
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Blackswanwood
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Blackswanwood
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Ronnie Barker - IMO one of the greatest comedians ever.
Here's a one-liner from Ronnie Reagan - yes, that Ronnie Reagan.
"A hippie is a person who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane, and smells like Cheetah."
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