Joke Thread II

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Start date 1 Mar 2022

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Phil Pascoe

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20 May 2022

#901

The best Reagan quote -

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help. "

Keith Cocker

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20 May 2022

#902

Phil Pascoe said:
The best Reagan quote -

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help. "

Until you need help.

Pedronicus

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20 May 2022

#903

Doug B

Shy Tot

20 May 2022

#904

Daniel2

A Total Member !!

20 May 2022

#905

Doug B said:
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How tragically succinct.

llangatwgnedd

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20 May 2022

#906

stuart little said:
What do cricketers keep in boxes?

Probably it's a load of Bollucks

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Doug B

Shy Tot

20 May 2022

#907

Another succinct one

Pedronicus

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UKW Supporter

20 May 2022

#908

Doug B

Shy Tot

21 May 2022

#909

dzj

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21 May 2022

#910

Doug B

Shy Tot

21 May 2022

#911

Pedronicus

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UKW Supporter

21 May 2022

#912

Doug B

Shy Tot

22 May 2022

#913

Majimoto

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UKW Supporter

22 May 2022

#914

Doug B said:
View attachment 136182

Only understandable if said wiv an Essex accent.

Pedronicus

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22 May 2022

#915

Pedronicus

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22 May 2022

#916

SamG340

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22 May 2022

#917

Pedronicus said:
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Technically grass

SamG340

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22 May 2022

#918

mikej460

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UKW Supporter

22 May 2022

#919

Just read this and it made me larf

BBC News - 'Welcome to Luton' stunt panics Gatwick Airport arrivals
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-61541224