Joke Thread II

[stuart little]

Gordon Ramsey

Oh I see it all now, as the blind man on agalloping horse said. DIn't recognise the bloke anyhow - don't watch cooking programmes 'cos I CAN already cook!

 

[Majimoto]

Oh I see it all now, as the blind man on agalloping horse said. DIn't recognise the bloke anyhow - don't watch cooking programmes 'cos I CAN already cook!

Gordon Ramsay or not, I don't get the joke? Apart from the fact that he is a joke-- even without a fantastic pizza!!

 

[AES]

Thanks for the name (Gordon Ramsey). He's even on the box here I think (dubbed into German), but I don't watch cooking programmes 'cos I do NOT cook!

 

[stuart little]

Yeah, me too, what's calling the polis got to do with anything ??? Or as Alf would say"What's got to do with the price of fish?".

 

[SamG340]

Yeah, me too, what's calling the polis got to do with anything ??? Or as Alf would say"What's got to do with the price of fish?".

It was a joke ! Lol that's what this threads for right ??

 

[SamG340]

Elon Musk just paid $44 billion for Twitter. What a sucker! I downloaded it from the App Store for FREE!!!

 

[Majimoto]

It was a joke ! Lol that's what this threads for right ??

Nothing about Alf Ramsey is funny!

 

[dzj]

 

[Stan]

In the R[redacted]n Federation, data redacts you!

 

[stuart little]

Nothing about Alf Ramsey is funny!

Alf Ramsey? I was referring to Alf out of that crappy Oz soap! Well he was innit 15 or so years ago when I last saw it!

 

[stuart little]

It was a joke ! Lol that's what this threads for right ??

That's why I was trying to keep the joke going, b-u-t , I still can't see what the joke is with bloke looking at pizza & calling police?

 

[Majimoto]

Alf Ramsey? I was referring to Alf out of that crappy Oz soap! Well he was innit 15 or so years ago when I last saw it!

Did you see how I was conflating two stories there!
trying to get back the joke theme.!
Hard going!

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[mikej460]

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Joking aside we have a bottle of gin beside the milk in the fridge...memories of the Fast Show's Alcoholic Dad!

 

[Thingybob]

Thanks for the name (Gordon Ramsey). He's even on the box here I think (dubbed into German), but I don't watch cooking programmes 'cos I do NOT cook!

He is known for his foul mouth and shouting at failing chefs so if some one served up a bannana pizza he would have you arrested because its ¥€%$₩□¿ #£&@

 

[Thingybob]

Never mind SamG340 we got it and thats all that matters Back to jokes like they used to say when sitting an exam if you dont understand the question move on to the next one ☺

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Alex H]

Gordon Ramsay or not, I don't get the joke? Apart from the fact that he is a joke-- even without a fantastic pizza!!

He is famous (infamous?) for saying (shouting?) that fruit should NEVER be added to Pizza.

here's a joke to make up for thread drift

 

[Jameshow]

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!
When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?
he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!