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Talking of the World Cup, have you noticed how most of the "foreign" ex-players who add their match analysis have a better command of English than the majority of our home-grown boys?
 
Noel said:
Free bird.
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That's Lynyrd Skynyrd.
The kid's dad was infatuated with the Allman Bros Band. (Duane, Greg, Dickey Betts...)
(Midnight Rider, Jessica, Whipping Post...)
Can't blame him really, I used to like Southern Rock as a teenager. :)
 
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