Joke Thread II

[Jameshow]

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

That's no joke!

Like a ford - fix or repair daily.

Fiat - failure in automotive technology.

Anyone got one for landys?

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Snuff said.........

 

[Doug B]

 

[John Brown]

Dunno, perhaps we should discuss it in detail.
Lotus was a good application.

VisiCalc, all the way!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Alex H]

 

[stuart little]

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

Carppy GRP lamination or ?delamination?. Whilst preparing an Elite for re-paint, daylight could be seen through parts of body shell!

 

[bushwhaker]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Thingybob]

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But broke down in a remote area and only a few spanners to hand

 

[Thingybob]

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So UEFA realy stands for Unwanted Equality in Football Authority

 

[Sachakins]

That's no joke!

Like a ford - fix or repair daily.

Fiat - failure in automotive technology.

Anyone got one for landys?

Had a Fiat coupe once. Known to me then as
Fixed It Again Today, and Fix It Again Tomorrow

 

[paulrbarnard]

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But even a mechanic would know that was set up for the picture by someone who has never done it.

 

[Kittyhawk]

Carppy GRP lamination or ?delamination?. Whilst preparing an Elite for re-paint, daylight could be seen through parts of body shell!

Not neccessarily.
Had the bottom of a boat peeled back to bare fibreglass in preparation for the application of an epoxy barrier coat. The laminate was 15mm thick, sound and the light flooded through it.

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

Had a Fiat coupe once. Known to me then as
Fixed It Again Today, and Fix It Again Tomorrow

I remember a poster for Fiat years ago. It said 'Designed by computer, made by robots'. Someone had scribbled across the bottom 'Driven by idiots'. Of course I couldn't determine the veracity of their comment.

 

[John Brown]

Strange thing, car make tribalism. My father, born in 1912, went through 50 years or so disparaging Fords(having never owned one), then bought a second hand Ford Corsair, and thought it was a fantastic car.

 

[Keith Cocker]

I remember a poster for Fiat years ago. It said 'Designed by computer, made by robots'. Someone had scribbled across the bottom 'Driven by idiots'. Of course I couldn't determine the veracity of their comment.

I had a Vauxhall Chevette in the early 1980’s. We called it the Shove-it.

 

[Jameshow]

My dad was born and brought up within a stone's throw of Dagenham yet never owned a ford!!

 

[Sachakins]

I remember a poster for Fiat years ago. It said 'Designed by computer, made by robots'. Someone had scribbled across the bottom 'Driven by idiots'. Of course I couldn't determine the veracity of their comment.

I believe the distinction is as follows.
Someone who buys 1 is stupid, it's those that go on to buy another are idiots.
I only bought one