Joke Thread II

[nickds1]

Yup. "me three"! (I'm thinking of joining the Stuart Little fan club).

Think: PEZ Dispenser

Really, not everybody "gets" all types of humor. Having to explain stuff takes away from the the joke (that you may or may not "get").

The endless puzzled emojis are quite tedious (IMHO). It's akin to the complaints about going a bit off topic a while ago - there were more complaints than off-topic posts. If you don't get a joke, then do some research. Dont whine about it in the Joke thread, then also whine about there being too much "noise" and not enough jokes (even if you don't get them).

 

[Thingybob]

Yup. "me three"! (I'm thinking of joining the Stuart Little fan club).

PEZ did you never have sweets

 

[Jameshow]

Yup. "me three"! (I'm thinking of joining the Stuart Little fan club).

Me too!

 

[Jameshow]

Think: PEZ Dispenser

Really, not everybody "gets" all types of humor. Having to explain stuff takes away from the the joke (that you may or may not "get").

The endless puzzled emojis are quite tedious (IMHO). It'd akin to the complaints about going a bit off topic a while ago - there were more complaints than off-topic posts. If you don't get a joke, then do some research. Dont whine about it in the Joke thread, then also whine about there being too much "noise" and not enough jokes (even if you don't get them).

I think we all enjoy Stuart's ???

It adds to the thread!

But generally if I don't get it I just move on!

 

[AES]

Think: PEZ Dispenser

Really, not everybody "gets" all types of humor. Having to explain stuff takes away from the the joke (that you may or may not "get").

The endless puzzled emojis are quite tedious (IMHO). It'd akin to the complaints about going a bit off topic a while ago - there were more complaints than off-topic posts. If you don't get a joke, then do some research. Dont whine about it in the Joke thread, then also whine about there being too much "noise" and not enough jokes (even if you don't get them).

NO "whining" from me mate. I just said "I don't get it". While I agree that not all of us see the same things as funny, IMO, if you have to puzzle out (or look up) a "joke", it ain't all that much of a joke at all.

 

[Phill05]

Think: PEZ Dispenser

Really, not everybody "gets" all types of humor. Having to explain stuff takes away from the the joke (that you may or may not "get").

The endless puzzled emojis are quite tedious (IMHO). It'd akin to the complaints about going a bit off topic a while ago - there were more complaints than off-topic posts. If you don't get a joke, then do some research. Dont whine about it in the Joke thread, then also whine about there being too much "noise" and not enough jokes (even if you don't get them).

I guess this means "Do as I say not as I do" everybody have a good laugh ho ho ho.

 

[user 38384]

Think: PEZ Dispenser

Really, not everybody "gets" all types of humor. Having to explain stuff takes away from the the joke (that you may or may not "get").

The endless puzzled emojis are quite tedious (IMHO). It'd akin to the complaints about going a bit off topic a while ago - there were more complaints than off-topic posts. If you don't get a joke, then do some research. Dont whine about it in the Joke thread, then also whine about there being too much "noise" and not enough jokes (even if you don't get them).

I did my research, still none the wiser. Thank you for the explanation. Googled again for PEZ and now I know. Every day is a school day

 

[AES]

nickds1 wrote, QUOTE: The endless puzzled emojis are quite tedious (IMHO). UNQUOTE:

Maybe nick. But IMHO, NOT quite as tedious as the "endless" cartoon-type/visual jokes that are definitely NOT funny at all - again IMHO!

AND we've had a LOT of such these days, for which no doubt your "endless and tedious" emojis are mainly responsible?

 

[Vann]

....ho ho ho.

What? Christmas already!!!

Cheers, Vann (purveyor of bad and dad jokes)

 

[Phill05]

What? Christmas already!!!

Cheers, Vann (purveyor of bad and dad jokes)

You would think so if you could see my belly, all i want for Christmas is a little deer but all i get is "O dear"

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Invader proof moat? Shome mishtake, shurely?

 

[MintSauce]

I googled Easter Island Heads and what stone they are carved from, thinking it may be soap stone. The pink block looks like a bar of soap to me. Sadly, I couldn’t find an answer as they’re carved from rough hardened volcanic ash.

Pez
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pez

 

[user 38384]

 

[paulrbarnard]

Yup. "me three"! (I'm thinking of joining the Stuart Little fan club).

PEZ

 

[John Brown]

Invader proof moat? Shome mishtake, shurely?

Joke thread...

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Yes, I thought it was a joke.

 

[Thingybob]

I did my research, still none the wiser. Thank you for the explanation. Googled again for PEZ and now I know. Every day is a school day

Your never too old to learn I only remember them because the kids loved buying them in Yugoslavia back in the 80s , Then they were sold over here later on

 

[RobinBHM]

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.
But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot

 

[selectortone]

Roald Dahl's parents couldn't spell Ronald.