Joke Thread II

[John Brown]

I understand that many people believe that Churchill was a great wartime leader, but not so hot as a peacetime PM.
My step grandfather worked closely with him, and he(WS) apparently referred to his "long premeditated Impromptus".

 

[John Brown]

I understand that many people believe that Churchill was a great wartime leader, but not so hot as a peacetime PM.
My step grandfather worked closely with him, and he(WS) apparently referred to his "long premeditated Impromptus".

Interesting...

https://richardlangworth.com/az-quotes-mangles-churchills-words

 

[mikej460]

That's not posh that's Multitasking at it's best.

Do others, like me, take their phone into the loo now instead of the newspaper? The only advantage of taking a newspaper in with you is that you can't wipe your bum with a phone...

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I tried, but the lead is too short.

 

[bushwhaker]

It is not a joke

 

[Phil Pascoe]

 

[Keith Cocker]

Nasty piece of work Churchill.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Cordy]

Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi.​

VanDamme: I’ll be Mozart.

Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I’m not saying it.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

Could the 'gender fluid' Eddie Izzard be the next 'female' Labour Prime Minister? (Admittedly he'd need a handbag and necklace.).

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Fidget]

 

[Fidget]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[dzj]

 

[Stan]

Why have elephants got Big Ears?




Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

 

[TRITON]

Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi.​

VanDamme: I’ll be Mozart.

Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I’m not saying it.

..........Awaits Stuart

 

[Thingybob]

..........Awaits Stuart

I have shared with the family the jokes page and we now have all adopted what is now known as the Stuart Little Shrug its even got to the pub