Joke Thread II

[RobinBHM]

Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis.

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[John Brown]

You have WiFi AND multiple toilets?
Dead posh...

 

[Lard]

Good god! Funny jokes on the joke thread and, not yet anyway, anyone asking someone to explain them.

I need to sit down…

 

[dzj]

 

[stuart little]

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[stuart little]

Good god! Funny jokes on the joke thread and, not yet anyway, anyone asking someone to explain them.

I need to sit down…

Yes!

 

[John Brown]

If you ain't got that .....

 

[Amateur]

Good god! Funny jokes on the joke thread and, not yet anyway, anyone asking someone to explain them.

I need to sit down…

No. I just don't get it.
Can you explain lol

 

[stuart little]

If you ain't got that .....

Words of a song???

 

[niall Y]

Words of a song???

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,If it ain't got that swing. The words of a Duke Ellington song i didn't get it either! Probably from an American site, where the reference would be better understood????

 

[Thingybob]

Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis.

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could

Liz Truss

 

[Thingybob]

Good god! Funny jokes on the joke thread and, not yet anyway, anyone asking someone to explain them.

I need to sit down…

Dont speak too soon

 

[Jameshow]

Liz Truss

Was the UK's shortest prime minister!!

 

[Thingybob]

I thought Kwasi Kwarteng was the winning name for rhe Arctic explorer ship

 

[J-G]

No. I just don't get it.
Can you explain lol

Do Wah do wah, do wah do wah, do wah do wah, do wah do wah!

 

[stuart little]

I thought Kwasi Kwarteng was the winning name for rhe Arctic explorer ship

--and there was me thinking it was a form of combat!
I thought Kwasi Kwarteng was the winning name for rhe Arctic explorer ship

 

[stuart little]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,If it ain't got that swing. The words of a Duke Ellington song i didn't get it either! Probably from an American site, where the reference would be better understood????

Yeah, it triggered something that was trying to go round in my head!

 

[JimJay]

"Kwasi Kwarteng" is actually a form of Zen; in the West we're more familiar with it under a different name: "the blind leading the blind".

How is it possible for the current crop of clowns to almost make me feel nostalgic for that buffoon BoZo?

 

[J-G]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,If it ain't got that swing. The words of a Duke Ellington song i didn't get it either! Probably from an American site, where the reference would be better understood????

Surely not a geographic location issue? If you are 'into' music - even marginally - you would be well aware of Ellington and specifically that iconic 1931 composition which has been 'covered' many times.