Joke Thread II

[Amateur]

 

[dzj]

 

[Garden Shed Projects]

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It can't be a ford starter motor. I used to run Cortina's and Capri's and regularly had to persuade the starter with a lump hammer.

 

[dzj]

It can't be a ford starter motor. I used to run Cortina's and Capri's and regularly had to persuade the starter with a lump hammer.

My tool of choice was a wheel nut wrench.

 

[Ozi]

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This should be dedicated to the chap who nearly got away with calling their second car the Daewoo number two.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Fidget]

Before and After - but which is which?

 

[Suffolkboy]

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[Doug B]

 

[Thingybob]

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Any minute now

 

[Jameshow]

Any minute now

I'm going to jump in!!

I don't get it!!!

 

[Thingybob]

"Clamp yer hams"

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Ozi]

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Brings to mind a song "And all that I knew was the hole in my ...........had been letting in water" you know when you can't quite remember the words

 

[Jester129]

Sock?

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[stuart little]

Any minute now

AHA! Gotcha - I knew that one

 

[Cordy]

Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could

 

[stuart little]

Vincent van Gogh was having a drink in his local cafe in Arles, when a friend walked in: "Would you like a drink ,Vincent?"

"Not now, thanks I've got one 'ere"!

 

[Fidget]

Vincent van Gogh was having a drink in his local cafe in Arles, when a friend walked in: "Would you like a drink ,Vincent?"

"Not now, thanks I've got one 'ere"!