Joke Thread 5

[ey_tony]

 

[artie]

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Probably a slightly better option than a hippo

 

[Vulcan]

 

[niemeyjt]

I thought it was, but apparently there's some truth to it.

Take it as a warning against adopting a Hippo

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's very heavy whilst the other is a little lighter.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Jameshow]

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A tyre firm had depots in London Birmingham Bristol and Keighley !!!

 

[treeturner123]

A tyre firm had depots in London Birmingham Bristol and Keighley !!!

Not forgetting the Trotters Van - New York, Paris, Peckham!

 

[Jaco]

Clean up your room

8yo: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff

Me: like what?

8yo: Like if we don't clean up our room, a portal will open and take us to another dimension

Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother

8yo: What older brother?

Me: Exactly

 

[Tris]

Clean up your room

8yo: I feel like you're always making up rules and stuff

Me: like what?

8yo: Like if we don't clean up our room, a portal will open and take us to another dimension

Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother

8yo: What older brother?

Me: Exactly

Wonder if it'll work on a teenager?
Will report back later

 

[dzj]