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Cozzer
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As I get older I think about all the people I've lost over the years ...
Maybe being the guide at Hampton Court maze wasn't the best career for me....
Maybe being the guide at Hampton Court maze wasn't the best career for me....
Doug B
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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight.
Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so
He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
The husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.'
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
The husband and the Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls the husband 'El-Cheap-O', and the husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another,
With the husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion..
The next day th husband had an appointment with his doctor,
Who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The GP's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at the husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more.
We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose! Oh, and, by the way, she's pregnant and God
only knows who the father is! '
Then he closed the door.
The silence was deafening.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so
He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.
The husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.'
He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
The husband and the Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls the husband 'El-Cheap-O', and the husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another,
With the husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion..
The next day th husband had an appointment with his doctor,
Who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.
The GP's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at the husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more.
We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose! Oh, and, by the way, she's pregnant and God
only knows who the father is! '
Then he closed the door.
The silence was deafening.
Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
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Ho ho you're so funny
Kittyhawk
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Oh dear.
I knew I was right to feel discomforted about my kitchen rebuild.
The new bench will continue to the wall. A built in under bench oven will be under the section of removed wall board. The hob will be below where I took out the window and the rangehood as marked on the wall is not central above the hob but off a bit to the right.
In my defence I'm only the man on the tools, doing what I'm told.
Doug B
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