Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Cozzer]

Must be a 'gun dog'.

Many years ago I knew a bloke who'd two rotties - nasty pieces of work, they were - and he'd called them "Smith" and "Wesson".....

Mind you, the bloke was a bit of a Colt as well, come to think....

 

[DrPhill]

Stale mate?

My apologies - I thought that was a white king being moved - in which case it would have been stale mate (assuming no other black pieces on the board). I was wrong - it is a white queen being moved and so it is checkmate.

 

[TRITON]

I've 2 nephews. The eldest is called Jack, the youngest is called Harry, but he was very nearly called Daniel.

My sister strongly disapproved

 

[Doug B]

 

[Daniel2]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]

Just in time for Xmas

 

[Cordy]

My mate is the first non-binary gold prospector.

He reckons there is gold in them/their hills

 

[John Brown]

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Weird.
I know there's an anti-cyclist cohort, and an anti-EV clique, but surely electric bike riders are travelling faster, and less likely to be in large groups, or three abreast, so one would hardly suppose that they would provoke more hostility than pedal-only cyclists.

Yes, I know it's only a joke.

No, I don't own an eBike.

 

[TRITON]

Weird.
I know there's an anti-cyclist cohort, and an anti-EV clique, but surely electric bike riders are travelling faster, and less likely to be in large groups, or three abreast, so one would hardly suppose that they would provoke more hostility than pedal-only cyclists.

Yes, I know it's only a joke.

No, I don't own an eBike.

I do own/ride an Ebke, but no they arent faster, slower if anything I'd say. But what it is(for me at least) is a constant consistent speed, with hills and a strong headwind making little difference.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Thanks for the sermon.

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[John Brown]

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That is totally pathetic.
No, I do not identify as non binary, neither am I a firefighter, but really, how the fu(k is that supposed to be a joke?

 

[Sachakins]

That is totally pathetic.
No, I do not identify as non binary, neither am I a firefighter, but really, how the fu(k is that supposed to be a joke?

Lighten up, it's actually very topical and funny too.

 

[John Brown]

Lighten up, it's actually very topical and funny too.

Sorry, I must have missed something..

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Keith Cocker]

Lighten up, it's actually very topical and funny too.

It’s in bad taste and cheap in my opinion.