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Stale mate?
John Brown
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If that's a white queen and a black king, then it's check mate, surely?
Although, thinking about it, there could be a black bishop or queen lurking out of shot...
niemeyjt
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Check Mate - Cheque Mate
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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AES
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Now as a Swiss (by "adoption" I hasten to add!) that IS a joke that I REALLY like!
Cozzer
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Cheers, matey! I guess that makes you my No.1 fan!
That's as disturbing to me as it is to you....
Oh no he's not he's an air conditioning unitCheers, matey! I guess that makes you my No.1 fan!
Jaco
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The camel
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "Why is a camel tied up to the barracks?" The Sergeant replied, "Well Sir, it's along way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, o when they do...uh...we have the camel. "The Captain said, "Well ,I suppose if it's good enough for morale, then I guess it's alright with me. "After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the Captain simply could'nt control his sexual angst any longer. He barked to his Sergeant:
BRING THE CAMEL INTO MY TENT! "The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men, and lead the camel into the Captains quarters. Within a few minutes, the Captain emerged from his tent, fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride. "So, Sergeant, is that how the enlisted men do it?," he asked. The Sergeant replied, Well, Sir, usually they just use it to ride into town."
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "Why is a camel tied up to the barracks?" The Sergeant replied, "Well Sir, it's along way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, o when they do...uh...we have the camel. "The Captain said, "Well ,I suppose if it's good enough for morale, then I guess it's alright with me. "After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the Captain simply could'nt control his sexual angst any longer. He barked to his Sergeant:
stuart little
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Well, that's that one sorted, as I'm not a chess player, hence my 'iggerance'.
stuart little
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stuart little
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Must be a 'gun dog'.
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