Funny, the things that come back to you at the strangest of moments...
Just trying to "housetrain" our new Lab, but just witnessed him relieving himself on his rug, when both doors leading outside were open for him.
Both wifeypops and yours truly leap into action, with resounding calls of "Bad boy!" etc., and I happened to remark that, at our ages, it's probably just a matter of time that we'll be doing the same!
Anyway, it reminded me of the old joke about knickers from chain store C&A....the label was to make sure they weren't put on back-to-front....