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Daniel2

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stuart little

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Daniel2 said:
That one was for you Stuart

I guessed as much!!

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TRITON

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12 Dec 2023

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Blackswanwood said:
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Is that the on switch in the middle?

Fergie 307

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12 Dec 2023

#1,494

TRITON said:
Is that the on switch in the middle?

Best wait till everyone else has gone home before trying it out for the first time, wouldn't want to spoil the surprise

stuart little

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12 Dec 2023

#1,495

TRITON said:
Is that the on switch in the middle?

Yes, it's a foot-switch!

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Cordy

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Anthony, a guy I work with is only 4ft five inches tall.

We call him 'Shetland Tony'

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