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As you may be aware Viagra is now out of patient, new generic names include.
Mycockaflopin
Dicksafixin
Available from Screwfix and other good pharmacies.....
You havs missed he joke...which is out of date as scripts are computer generated these days!!
Au contraire, I'd say that it's you who have missed the point ... :)
 
I live close to Bredon Hill (Bredon is Anglo-Saxon for Hill! Just like Avon means River) where we say 'If you can see the top of Bredon Hill, it's going to rain, if you can't see the top of the hill, it IS raining!!

Phil
Spent my first honeymoon in a cottage at the foot of Bredon Hill, lovely spot. Spent my second honeymoon in Devon. Not planning on a third one.
 
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The Chase

Most of the Chase quiz games Ive seen two or three times before as repeats, but I still get the question answers wrong.

To go through with £30,000 does this make me

A. STUPID
B. COLOUR BLIND
D. BRAIN DEAD.

Your time starts.
Now.
 
I've been to Tewkesbury often! - Or as a tourist from the US once asked; "How do I get to 'Tweeksburry'? :unsure: 😂
Or, Stuart, even Tweeksburg!!

Almost as bad as my wife being asked by an American couple, as she stood on Magdalen Bridge, where was Magdaleen Bridge?

You're standing on it, was all she could reply!
 
I once worked in a food warehouse and was involved in a terrible accident.

One day a large crate full of jars of curry sauce fell on me.

I was in a korma for several days.


(Let me add a 😡 now to save paulrbarnard bothering to do it....)
 
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