Joke thread

[TRITON]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Sandyn]

When I was a boy scout, I learned a lot about Indian cooking.

I have the bhajis to prove it!!

 

[sploo]

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My language was fairly colourful when he dropped the car. That said, I could easily end up going off topic; so I'll finish with a terrible joke... Michael Masi

 

[stuart little]

My language was fairly colourful when he dropped the car. That said, I could easily end up going off topic; so I'll finish with a terrible joke... Michael Masi

 

[sploo]

Formula 1. Relatively straightforward race (and therefore championship) win for Hamilton complicated by a crash by a "nobody" pay driver (Latifi), leading to a safety car (just one of those things; no one's fault), but then completely screwed up by the race director (Masi); who's managed to upset just about everyone over the course of the season with some really inconsistent decision making.

 

[stuart little]

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Formula 1. Relatively straightforward race (and therefore championship) win for Hamilton complicated by a crash by a "nobody" pay driver (Latifi), leading to a safety car (just one of those things; no one's fault), but then completely screwed up by the race director (Masi); who's managed to upset just about everyone over the course of the season with some really inconsistent decision making.

That's why I lost interest after the 'Schumi era': too much BS in F1. BUT, good on you ,Verstappen!

 

[Cozzer]

Along with Sue Perkins, Mel giedroyc and Claire Balding.....

...not to mention Nagger Machete....

 

[stuart little]

Hey guys & gals, a pallet of Easter eggs has been seen at a local store!

 

[Droogs]

Hey guys & gals, a pallet of Easter eggs has been seen at a local store!

That's just the pre-brexit delivery catching up

 

[Phill05]

...not to mention Nagger Machete....

So why did you, I find her the most irrigating to listen too give me Sally any day.

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[dzj]

 

[Jameshow]

So why did you, I find her the most irrigating to listen too give me Sally any day.

Or the Welsh lass on the one show..

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Not sure I find her irrigating, though.

 

[Phill05]

I should have gone to Specsavers

 

[Jameshow]

So why did you, I find her the most irrigating to listen too give me Sally any day.

Irritating??

 

[Ozi]

Not sure I find her irrigating, though.

I assumed she bored you to tears

 

[Daniel2]

I think the Joke Thread has lost it's way....