Joke thread

[Lard]

Sorry, couldn’t resist….

 

[gregmcateer]

I'm too stupid to understand that, Lard. Sorry

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

Much too subtle for me as well.

 

[Droogs]

@GregM read the aldi bandsaw thread

 

[Daniel2]

It's flown right over my head.

 

[Droogs]

XDP are the delivery company who have trashed all the machines they are delivering for aldi atm. So they are a joke

edit typo

 

[Daniel2]

XDP are the delivery componay who have trashed all the machines they are delivering for aldi atm. So they are a joke

Thank you @Droogs

 

[AES]

Thank you @Droogs

And from me too Droogs. Also completely over my head (glad I wasn't the only one).

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Cordy]

Since everyone started washing their hands -

- the peanuts at the bar have lost their flavour

 

[MikeK]

Please pay attention to Rule 1 of the Global Forum Rules:

(1.) No posting of "adult" material!
UKW wants this to be a forum that all your family can enjoy. When posting a message please remember to keep it clean - Profanity and the posting of offensive or “adult” material is forbidden.
In the same vein, the use or attempted use of Member names containing wording considered inappropriate, that would otherwise be sanctioned by the forum software will result in the account being de-activated.

I removed several posts that contained banned words as part of the image or language as part of the video. If you can't find a version of the image that doesn't have the F-bomb, then don't post.

 

[dzj]

Please pay attention to Rule 1 of the Global Forum Rules:

(1.) No posting of "adult" material!
UKW wants this to be a forum that all your family can enjoy. When posting a message please remember to keep it clean - Profanity and the posting of offensive or “adult” material is forbidden.
In the same vein, the use or attempted use of Member names containing wording considered inappropriate, that would otherwise be sanctioned by the forum software will result in the account being de-activated.

I removed several posts that contained banned words as part of the image or language as part of the video. If you can't find a version of the image that doesn't have the F-bomb, then don't post.

Sorry about that. Won't happen again.

 

[JSW]

Sorry about that. Won't happen again.

Yeah think I crossed the boundary line also, sorry @MikeK

 

[Cozzer]

And me.
Apologies.
(It was funny, though!)

 

[Doug B]