Joke thread

[Keith Cocker]

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Nah. These are the lying bastuds

 

[Doug B]

 

[John Brown]

 

[Morty]

Nah. These are the lying bastuds

Just as many behind the camera

 

[Vann]

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I'd have thought Fox News would have had top billing.

Cheers, Vann.

 

[stuart little]

Nah. These are the lying bastuds

'Pokies' in the peach dress!

 

[Cabinetman]

There was a very rude but also very funny joke on here in the early hours of this morning which I commented on, it’s all gone. Just to let you know that we are being censored in case you weren’t aware . And as far as I could see it shouldn’t have upset any particular group except the very squeamish and one unfortunate hamster. Ian

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[dzj]

There was a very rude but also very funny joke on here in the early hours of this morning which I commented on, it’s all gone. Just to let you know that we are being censored in case you weren’t aware . And as far as I could see it shouldn’t have upset any particular group except the very squeamish and one unfortunate hamster. Ian

Oh tempora, oh mores!

 

[dzj]

 

[flying haggis]

Ladder - from garage. Dummy - left over from bonfire night. Fairy lights - £12.





Freaking out the neighbours - Priceless!

 

[Robbo3]

Sign in a scottish golf club toilets

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,
GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

 

[JSW]

 

[Cozzer]

And having dropped down to the ******** level, it reminded me of this one.
Again, apologies if already featured, but there's nothing quite like a bit of toilet humour*






* You may have to explain it to the Germans and Swiss contingent.

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Droogs]

Or
the new National Geographic documentary
How the Ancient Eurythmics built the tempo

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[flying haggis]

And having dropped down to the ******** level, it reminded me of this one.
Again, apologies if already featured, but there's nothing quite like a bit of toilet humour*






* You may have to explain it to the Germans and Swiss contingent.

could be worse

 

[Cozzer]

Regurgitated old joke coming up....


Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be, the headstone of the oldest ever living man.

He was 193 and his name was Miles from Dublin.