treeturner123
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Funny sort of aeroplane!!
The tail wheel is the same size as the landing wheels.
Phil
The tail wheel is the same size as the landing wheels.
Phil
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Airfix kits have changed a lot.
Don't forget to paint it first and be sparing with that glue!
On our village facebook page yesterday someone posted asking for a reliable company to cut down some of her trees and one villager replied 'HS2'.
Cozzer
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Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know that he also had a famous sister, Onya.
She invented the starting pistol.
She invented the starting pistol.
AES
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Ohhhhhh Cozzer!!! (That's why I "liked" it) 
MARK.B.
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HS2 aye they be cutting em down but reliable , there's a joke on its own
Cozzer
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Doug B
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Still Learning
Cozzer
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Played football yesterday - first time in ages. I was "called up" for the second leg because some of the regular team were missing.
I certainly know about it this morning!
Fairly decent pitch, except it was actually compacted gravel.
We won 3-1 on aggregate.
I certainly know about it this morning!
Fairly decent pitch, except it was actually compacted gravel.
We won 3-1 on aggregate.
Cozzer
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Had a nasty letter from the bank this morning. I don't understand why they've got so upset when I can't repay my loans.
They knew I hadn't any money when I borrowed it....
They knew I hadn't any money when I borrowed it....
Cozzer
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Just been thinking about some of Dave Allen's quips from years gone by....one of my favourites was when he discovered that, as he grew older, his back was getting hairier.
He wasn't sure whether it was growing down from his neck, or up from his ar5e.....
He wasn't sure whether it was growing down from his neck, or up from his ar5e.....
Cozzer
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Funny, the things you find out about your wife after many years of marriage.
I never knew that, when younger, she had an interest in exotic birds....
Just been overhearing a bloke at the bar who obviously used to know her, and was telling his mate that she liked a cockatoo...
I never knew that, when younger, she had an interest in exotic birds....
Just been overhearing a bloke at the bar who obviously used to know her, and was telling his mate that she liked a cockatoo...
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Cozzer
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AES
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Hi mate. I do LIKE "swirly grain" (new one to me). How're yer doin'?
AES
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Good news Droogs. Can you drive (with an auto box I presume)?
Robbo3
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A drunken Irishman who smelled of beer sat down in an underground train, next to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his
face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for
your fellow man, Sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned.” Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so
strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for
your fellow man, Sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned.” Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so
strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
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