Joke Thread III

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[ac427]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Doug B]

 

[llangatwgnedd]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

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Where can I get a woman who wants something...!!

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Daniel2]

Where can I get a woman who wants something...!!

I think it would depend upon what it is, she wanted.

 

[AES]

Where can I get a woman who wants something...!!

Well James, I've got one right here! Several "somethings" now I come to think about it!

 

[dzj]

 

[Cozzer]

With the weather being so bad I’ve just been round to see if my elderly neighbour needs anything from the shop.

Luckily she does so I've asked her to fetch me some milk.

 

[Majimoto]

Maybe you're lucky it's only dog sh ...........excrement.
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Just fell off the back of a lorry?

 

[Jameshow]

With the weather being so bad I’ve just been round to see if my elderly neighbour needs anything from the shop.

Luckily she does so I've asked her to fetch me some milk.

Did a good deal for an old lady yesterday got her two pints of milk she complained she wanted 2x 2 pints!
Then went to put it in the fridge where she has 2 x 2 pints already!! what!!

 

[mwinfrance]

^^^ stuart

 

[dzj]

 

[Cozzer]

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Is that youth biting his nails or poking his nose?

 

[Morag Jones]