Joke Thread III

[mikej460]

 

[Doug B]

 

[PhilTilson]

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I have often wondered who the person was that first looked at a prawn or a lobster and thought "Hmm - that looks really tasty!"

 

[Stan]

I have often wondered who the person was that first looked at a prawn or a lobster and thought "Hmm - that looks really tasty!"

Probably thoughts went something like:

"I am so hungry I could eat anything. Hmmm? What about that?"

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I have often wondered who the person was that first looked at a prawn or a lobster and thought "Hmm - that looks really tasty!"

It was a brave man who first ate an oyster.

 

[Thingybob]

Rylan Clark is a TV/radio presenter/celebrity whose has had his teeth done.

Just saying ......

I 've noticed nowadays the loose example of the term celebrity ( I could of been a contender I once walked past Granada TV in Manchester)

 

[Cozzer]

Funny how little things remind you of other stuff....these sports jokes sprang to mind after my better half offered me a Polo. Apologies if they've been featured before : perhaps even by me!

Football commentator interviewing David Beckham...
"Good first half, David. The second coming up in a few minutes - dare I ask your chosen tactics?"
"Lime and lemon, I think. Nicer than the mints...."

And allegedly a true story about Fred Truman, about his apparent regular habit of breaking violent wind no matter where he was.
Seated somewhere next to a young lady, he let fly.
Supposedly he looked at the young girl and spoke out loud..."Don't be embarrassed, lass...they'll just think it was me anyway...."

 

[Amateur]

 

[Sachakins]

It was a brave man who first ate an oyster.

True, but what was the first man to milk a cow actually doing, and imagine his mate, who thought he would try it on a bull!

 

[Ozi]

I have often wondered who the person was that first looked at a prawn or a lobster and thought "Hmm - that looks really tasty!"

And who ate the second chilly

 

[Doug B]

 

[MorrisWoodman12]

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I know the councils are so slow but.................
Deja vu vu vu vu vu vu
It echoes a lot here doesn't it.

 

[Doug B]

Sorry, I’ve just looked back over the 5 pages of this thread & can’t see it

 

[Daniel2]

Sorry, I’ve just looked back over the 5 pages of this thread & can’t see it

I certainly don't remember seeing it before....

 

[Phil Pascoe]

 

[RobinBHM]

 

[RobinBHM]

are we allowed the odd cute rather than funny

 

[Daniel2]

are we allowed the odd cute rather than funny

No

 

[Geoff_S]

are we allowed the odd cute rather than funny

If it makes us smile …

 

[JimJay]

No

Yes!