Joke Thread III

[Stan]

Something strange about the teeth on that shark! Reminds me of a greasy politician on polling day.


@Henniep - one from my childhood.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
So goes the age old rhyme.
But I know Rose's are blue and Violet's are red.
I've seen them hanging on the line.

 

[dzj]

 

[Jester129]

 

[flying haggis]

Brilliant!!!

 

[woodhutt]

Turkish SharkView attachment 151564

I don't want to be a Stuart but can someone explain the connection with teeth and Turkey, please? I saw a comedy clip recently of a bloke arriving at an airport and being asked why he didn't resemble his passport photo and where had he travelled from. The camera panned round to show a bloke with prominent teeth (like the shark) who said he came from Turkey. Completely over my head.

 

[Jameshow]

I don't want to be a Stuart but can someone explain the connection with teeth and Turkey, please? I saw a comedy clip recently of a bloke arriving at an airport and being asked why he didn't resemble his passport photo and where had he travelled from. The camera panned round to show a bloke with prominent teeth (like the shark) who said he came from Turkey. Completely over my head.

Turkey is cheap for teeth and hair implants so I believe?!

 

[stuart little]

View attachment 151535

 

[Jameshow]

Built in washing machine!!

 

[llangatwgnedd]

I don't want to be a Stuart but can someone explain the connection with teeth and Turkey, please? I saw a comedy clip recently of a bloke arriving at an airport and being asked why he didn't resemble his passport photo and where had he travelled from. The camera panned round to show a bloke with prominent teeth (like the shark) who said he came from Turkey. Completely over my head.

Turkey Teeth

 

[stuart little]

Built in washing machine!!

What's the joke? Blurry photo does not help!

 

[flying haggis]

Literally built in, as in plastered/ concreted in.

 

[flying haggis]

Turkey Teeth

that explains rylan Clark then......

 

[Geoff_S]

that explains rylan Clark then......

Rylan Clark is a TV/radio presenter/celebrity whose has had his teeth done.

Just saying ......

 

[Cozzer]

Rylan Clark is a TV/radio presenter/celebrity whose has had his teeth done.

Just saying ......

...and for Stuart, a TV stands for "television", around since the 1920's.... It's that thing in the corner of the room that you don't watch....

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[dzj]

 

[artie]

 

[dzj]

 

[Cozzer]

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources officer asked a young engineer fresh out of the Institute of Technology, “and what starting salary are you looking for?”
“Somewhere In the region of £125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer taps his pencil on his teeth.
“Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks annual holiday, fourteen paid bank holidays, full medical and dental insurance, company matching retirement fund to 50% of final salary, and a company car leased every two years? Let's say, a red Porsche?”
The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow!! Are you kidding?!”
The interviewer replies, “Yes... but you started it....”