Joke Thread II

[RobinBHM]

How is it possible for the current crop of clowns to almost make me feel nostalgic for that buffoon BoZo?

the word "almost" is doing some heavy lifting there......

 

[RobinBHM]

 

[niall Y]

Surely not a geographic location issue? If you are 'into' music - even marginally - you would be well aware of Ellington and specifically that iconic 1931 composition which has been 'covered' many times.

Or to quote a friend of mine "People that know that sort of fing, know that sort of fing"

 

[Thingybob]

Monty Python s election sketch dont seam so far fetched now ( Mr Fetang Fetang Olay Biscuit Barrel of the Slightly Raving Looney Party )

 

[Thingybob]

New series starts next week "Im a tory mp get me out of here " Filmed on a remote back bench in Westminster

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

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I wonder how many saw the war out?

 

[IZZY]

You have WiFi AND multiple toilets?
Dead posh...

That's not posh that's Multitasking at it's best.

 

[IZZY]

I wonder how many saw the war out?

One thing for sure not many turn up for their annual reunion parties.

 

[JimJay]

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All it means is that it's suitable for vegans and contains no dairy products, the "milk" etc coming from nuts. So the label simply describes exactly what's inside.....pretty hilarious, eh?

 

[Yorkieguy]

Subject: THE BATHTUB TEST!

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THE BATHTUB TEST
During a visit to my doctor I asked him:
“How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old peoples’ home?”
“Well”, he said, “We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bath”
“Oh, I understand,” I said, “A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”
“No”, he said, a normal person would pull out the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

 

[flying haggis]

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Yorkieguy]

Some serious thoughts for a change.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]