Joke Thread II

[Doug B]

 

[morqthana]

 

[stuart little]

View attachment 139184

Now that's my sort of joke - I know, it's sad. LOL

 

[Thingybob]

Now that's my sort of joke - I know, it's sad. LOL

Well Stuart it must feel good having an emoji named after you The Stuart Little

 

[stuart little]

Well Stuart it must feel good having an emoji named after you The Stuart Little

Gee! Thanks mate!!!

 

[morqthana]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Geoff_S]

View attachment 139231

Brilliant I had a bag today and that sums it up!

 

[user 38384]

 

[stuart little]

View attachment 139231

I had a packet of cheese & o'nion, the one's once advertised by that 'kick-ball' guy, but could barely taste the o'nion - [prob something to do with after effect of the 'dreaded'].

 

[Alex H]

In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them. It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.


A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting...

 

[Morag Jones]

And neither did I

Nor me, but I wondered if the forgetful bloke with a beard was advertising the TT races?

 

[Alex H]

 

[stuart little]

View attachment 139141

Nor I !

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[user 38384]

 

[Jameshow]

I had a packet of cheese & o'nion, the one's once advertised by that 'kick-ball' guy, but could barely taste the o'nion - [prob something to do with after effect of the 'dreaded'].

Worst flavour ever!!

 

[morqthana]

Depends on the make. These are excellent:

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]